Mmmmmm....

[heptadecagram]

Oh yeah.... Fuck yeah... Nothing on this planet tastes better than good cheese... I'm sitting here with a cheese slicer and a pound of Dubliner. People may think that the Irish make good whiskey, but it's nothing compared to their cheeses. Fuck yeah.

Given the choice between giving up all forms of partnered sex for the rest of my life, and giving up all forms of cheese, I'd give up the sex faster than you can say "Irish Blarney and Maasdam". This is actually a question I've asked people. Everyone that has a primary partner has chosen to give up cheese, rather than sex. Their loss.

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[zyxwvut.livejournal.com]

Even I, being somewhat known for a... er... healthy libido(?)... is
looking at your post and saying, "wait a minute -- no pizza?"

Z

P.S.: That being said, I notice that you are saying, "Fuck yeah," vs.
"Cheddar yeah," or "Havarti yeah." %-}

[uilos.livejournal.com]

And it does seem to be a common phrase lately...

:>

[heptadecagram.livejournal.com]

Gouda point. Hipi Iti yeah!

[zerblinitzky.livejournal.com]

I suppose I fit with the pattern. Although the question is largely academic in my case, I would definitely drop cheese before sex.

[currentlee.livejournal.com]

drop the sex!
DROP THE SEX!
cheese is the best thing in the world, especially since you can eliminate the rennet by substituting a chemical starter and it tastes the same.
but there is nothing that compares to an (illegal in the us) raw milk soft cheese.
fucking fda...